It’s the morning of TRAVIS SCOTT BURGER EXPERIENCE Pt. II and I WAKE UP to some ASTROTHUNDER outside my window😱 It didn’t scare me much, but it must’ve scared my goldfish bc he was belly up when I went to say good morning to him. Damn, R.I.P. SCREW☠️I’ve had him ever since I went to the Houston rodeo a couple years back. I remember that day like it was yesterday💞I won him from a carnie and we had the best day together. CAROUSEL rides, cotton candy, a night full STARGAZING… so many memories but I move one and flush him down the toilet to live with SKELETONS of his fish brothers and sisters🙏🏼 Finally I get ready for the day- starving, but I don’t eat, Cactus Jack is sending me to McDonalds later. Coffee is the move tho☕️ I start a vibe with the COFFEE BEAN grinder, we listening to The Plan🔥 I make myself a cup of Joe and we out the door. In my whip continuing the vibe I get pulled over, damn😞🚨 5% TINT on my windows says the cop. He has no obvious drip👮🏻♂️ Whatever I tell him, STOP TRYING TO BE GOD, and I tell him about the death of my goldfish maybe he’ll give me a pass🙏🏼 CAN’T SAY that he did but aight, still trying to make today a vibe. Travis Scott burger is calling my name🍔 I get into work and the boss is watching a review of Tenet🔥That movie is the greatest film I’ve seen. We start talking about other time traveling movies and he brings up the BUTTERFLY EFFECT🦋 I start gassing up my boy Ashton Kutcher in that movie, so good and wildly handsome I look up Ashton Kutcher photos to get inspired and his NC-17 movie “Spread” pops up. No thank you, I don’t have the time for that 🙅🏻♂️So I put Ashton away and start working, drooling, thinking of that delicious burger🤤 My boss distracts me again. Talking about his post-covid trip he’s taking with his family to YOSEMITE. Bless. But I worry, the West Coast is on fire … the only🔥I like is the Travis Scott Burger🍔 Finally lunch time comes around🚨🚨 We in the boss’s whip, racing to Micky D’s🏎 We leave NO BYSTANDERS🙅🏻♂️ we all finna eat this glorious meal😋 We pull up and I tell the lady Cactus Jack sent us 💨🌵she said WHO? WHAT!…😱 Cactus Jack? Drip God? Rap Visionary? Mayor of HOUSTONFORNICATION☄️?! The Scotts! Travis my G!🔥 …. she soon understands. Vibe✌🏼 We finally get our burgers and I just go full SICKO MODE on it😷🤒 It’s still the best burger by far🙏🏼 Each bite envelops my mouth with crunchy cold lettuce, hot crispy bacon, juicy beef patty, melty cheese and the pucker of the onion pickle combo🍔 Each fry a vessel for the tangy god of all sauces, Micky D’s BBQ🍟 The only way to wash this down is with the extra ice, extra spicy, Mack Donalds Sprite🥤Them shits is a flame🔥 On my previous review, I gave the Travis Scott Burger a 10 Fries / 10 Fries… no, this is all the fries! 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟!
Thank you Cactus Jack and Mack Donalds for the Travis Scott Burger, totally made me forget about my dead goldfish! 🙏🏼